Friday, December 14, 2012

Why do men have non functioning brains?

Seriously, it's THAT hard to inform someone what you're doing?! In this day and age with all the damn easy fucking technology, it's too much to type "hey, Glenn and Tom are over & we're drinking!" Look! I just did it in a matter of seconds! Amazing!

Why do men have brains if they never use them? You'd think that'd be a functionless part by now, like the appendix, who's function was once important and helpful, but now is considered pretty useless and can easily be removed. All they use it for is to breath and to think of things they can fuck. I'm sure some other part of the body could take over those responsibilities by now. I'm getting too into this...

This is one of those moods where every little annoying thing is spiraling downward into a huge ball of annoyances, and just when I think I can stop it, something comes along to make it spiral faster. I think it's time for some 'me' time. I need time to forget that other people exist on this planet. Can't the world end any sooner than Friday? Please?

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